(Shot 3) "oh, get that f--king camera out of my face!"
(Shot 4) the person that is me/Logan: 'Now, I can't help but notice a mild agitation. talk ahh, talk me through it.'
Mum: "Let me answer that through a story from my life. Before you have children it seems like a great idea. Then you have them, they grow up and the novelty wears off. Moral of the story, save up and move to an exotic location. Buy a nice boat. Be like Madonna and adopt a child at 50 when you are past it anyway and sit around waiting for the benefits to roll in.'
(Shot 5) Me: 'Now you are the oldest and only son, correct? Right, from your perspective here, how was the holiday for you?'
Eden: "I'm not even sure what is real anymore, to be honest... No cellphone coverage because my parents are too stingy to buy me a new phoen and I havn't been on Facebook in 3 days. THREE DAYS."
Me: ..White man 21st century issues indeed.
(Shot 6) Our cheap fleet of last minute brandless, trade me bought cameras captured every moment. What were the reasons that stopped this from being a holiday that is looked back on in the photo albums in 20 years, but made it a holiday that will stop the family from looking eachother in the eye for 30.
(Shot 13.) Get out of bed! The alarm didn't go off and we have to be there in 20 minutes. *Shouted down hall* Joe, where the hell are the passports??
(Shot 14.) Thank God, here they are..
(Shot 15.) Me: So, you are of course the Mother in this family. What were the reasons behind this trip?
Mum: Family bonding. Every family at some stage needs a week together in close confinement. Really let that inner love everyone knows is there somewhere flow out and touch everyone.
(Shot 16.) Me: What are you looking forward to doing?
Oriana:
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